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40k Real life
by GrandTheft Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:31 pm
"Ugh i got some skin growing on my arm" The lesser demon mubled to the chaos space marine in a dress behind the counter
"If you take a seat sir Dr Papa Nurgle will see you in a few moments"The marine said in a girly voice
Hmm looks quiet bad it could spread i could becoem a.............Human
As the bell rings the lesser demon walks down the hall with a big bounce towards Dr Nurgles Office
"AH HELLO YOU MUST BE THE ONE WITH THE HUMAN SKIN"Dr nurgle bellows
"Uh yeah i just want it removed thats all"
"WELL I CANT REMOVE IT HERE I DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT BUT I CAN BOOK YOU IN FOR AN OPERTATION?"
"Sure why not" The demon chuckled see little nurgling jump out of his belly
"WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING ITS TIME FOR BED I DIDENT WAKE YOU UP YET"
"but papa we want to watch you at work"
"NO BED NOW CHILDREN" Dr nurgle ushes them into his belly again
"Good by doctor"
"GOODBYE"Dr nurgle opens the door ripping it straight off
"AHHH SHIT I BROKE THE DOOR AGAIN"
2 Hours later
As the lesser demon crusied down the street on the back of his fucked up eyeball thing he stopped next to a prostitute he knew
"Hey slaanesh hows it hanging"
"ItS Ok I HaD SoMe GoOd PuLlInG ToDaY ThE MaRiNeS ReAlLY WaNt It"
All of a sudden a gaurdsmen Crashes into the Lesser demon killing him and killing slaanesh then a Commisair executes the gaurdsmen for rolling a D6 D6 on his titan making it go apocolypse
"If you take a seat sir Dr Papa Nurgle will see you in a few moments"The marine said in a girly voice
Hmm looks quiet bad it could spread i could becoem a.............Human
As the bell rings the lesser demon walks down the hall with a big bounce towards Dr Nurgles Office
"AH HELLO YOU MUST BE THE ONE WITH THE HUMAN SKIN"Dr nurgle bellows
"Uh yeah i just want it removed thats all"
"WELL I CANT REMOVE IT HERE I DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT BUT I CAN BOOK YOU IN FOR AN OPERTATION?"
"Sure why not" The demon chuckled see little nurgling jump out of his belly
"WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING ITS TIME FOR BED I DIDENT WAKE YOU UP YET"
"but papa we want to watch you at work"
"NO BED NOW CHILDREN" Dr nurgle ushes them into his belly again
"Good by doctor"
"GOODBYE"Dr nurgle opens the door ripping it straight off
"AHHH SHIT I BROKE THE DOOR AGAIN"
2 Hours later
As the lesser demon crusied down the street on the back of his fucked up eyeball thing he stopped next to a prostitute he knew
"Hey slaanesh hows it hanging"
"ItS Ok I HaD SoMe GoOd PuLlInG ToDaY ThE MaRiNeS ReAlLY WaNt It"
All of a sudden a gaurdsmen Crashes into the Lesser demon killing him and killing slaanesh then a Commisair executes the gaurdsmen for rolling a D6 D6 on his titan making it go apocolypse
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Re: 40k Real life
by Nailz94 Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:14 pm
Nice, seen what I put on that twat's Facebook?
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