Most broken Magic cards ever

Just look at these fuckers. Lets start with the basics. You can tap them for 1 mana. Coloured, too, so that's instantly pretty good. Now, I know what you're saying. How's that broken, elves and myr can do it too. But look. 0 mana cost. You can cast these fuckers for free, then tap them for 1 mana. No, it gets worse. It's a land, so that protects it from most methods of removal. No such thing as Doom Blade for these. No costs too, you don't have to pay life or sacrifice anything, and you can use them every turn.
Now, it just gets stupid. You can have as many of these bitches in a deck as you want. And they come in every colour too. Seriously, I've never seen a player run none of these, and most of them run at least 20. Yes, you heard that right, 20. At least 20 of these little 0 cost mana factories. And then Wizards truly fucked it up. Unlike some cards like Time Walk, they print these bitches every set. So it never goes out of standard. Fucking ridiculous, if you ask me.

What the hell next, fucking... 0 mana for a 0/1 flyer or some shit?

Totaly agree with you here...WTF?

Ahem, you are aware there is a 0 mana 1/1 creature?

every set? you gotta be kidding me! honestly, what the hell were they thinking?

you know what else? their only common cards!
you get one in like... every booster! its fucked up!

I know, there's no other such broken card. Even yugioh isn't this ridiculous.

i know its broken

nice hair hero

fecking hell....magic is really falling apart...

0/2 with flying for 0 mana, you faggots. ORNITHOPTER!

Oh god, it's worse that I thought...

Yes, yes it is O_O

my artifact deck is practicly all mana free for the first turn

Aye, if you get a good draw. If I do, my mill deck mills for 15 in the first 2 turns. And if I can get 4 archive traps, a first turn mill win is actually possible.

holy crap!

Aye, look up what archive trap does. Of course, only really works against land ramp decks.

ok im fine then

As for your artifact one, I've got a counter for that now. Hooray for magic arms race!

yes however however ballzey your deck is now i can counter it soon whith my hidrolik bace ball (thats my random coment for the month)

Nah, it's just old artifact decks. Lots of modular. You kill one of my 3/3 creatures, another one of my creatures get 3 +1/+1 counters. Every turn, I get 2 more +1/+1 counters for every modular creature, I can search my graveyard for creatures with modular. And double affinity for artifacts.

Damn, I love the old sets.

yes i made a deck whith those

Myr, fuck yeah! Mana all around.

There's a card, I forget what it's called, that doubles the total life gain/loss of every player during a turn. Sounds a bit nasty, right? Combine it with Sorin Markov's -2 ability, "Target player's life total is now ten.", and you can deal some serious damage. Think about it, your opponent is a white player with a life gain deck, and is now on around 74. You hit him/her with that and Boom! I hope they can heal 65 life from instants, or they've lost.

Actually, with Sorin, the card sez that target player's life total becomes 10. Not lose life until their life total is 10. Most black sorceries always deal damage and gain life at the same time. Isn't that right Spiritcurse?

He is right, no dickery there I'm afraid. But yes, which means ohgodsanguinebond. Also, imagine the following. 4 of them, and then cast Corrupt. They lose 6 life, I gain 24 life, they lose 24 life. At minimum.

Lololol.