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Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:28 am



Just look at these fuckers. Lets start with the basics. You can tap them for 1 mana. Coloured, too, so that's instantly pretty good. Now, I know what you're saying. How's that broken, elves and myr can do it too. But look. 0 mana cost. You can cast these fuckers for free, then tap them for 1 mana. No, it gets worse. It's a land, so that protects it from most methods of removal. No such thing as Doom Blade for these. No costs too, you don't have to pay life or sacrifice anything, and you can use them every turn.
Now, it just gets stupid. You can have as many of these bitches in a deck as you want. And they come in every colour too. Seriously, I've never seen a player run none of these, and most of them run at least 20. Yes, you heard that right, 20. At least 20 of these little 0 cost mana factories. And then Wizards truly fucked it up. Unlike some cards like Time Walk, they print these bitches every set. So it never goes out of standard. Fucking ridiculous, if you ask me.

What the hell next, fucking... 0 mana for a 0/1 flyer or some shit?

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by comingdarkness on Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:31 am

Totaly agree with you here...WTF?

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Great Unclean One on Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:12 pm

Ahem, you are aware there is a 0 mana 1/1 creature?

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Disposable-hero on Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:21 am

every set? you gotta be kidding me! honestly, what the hell were they thinking?

you know what else? their only common cards!
you get one in like... every booster! its fucked up!

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:23 am

I know, there's no other such broken card. Even yugioh isn't this ridiculous.

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:24 am

i know its broken

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by comingdarkness on Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:26 am

fecking hell....magic is really falling apart...

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Nailz94 on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:49 am

0/2 with flying for 0 mana, you faggots. ORNITHOPTER!

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:21 am

Oh god, it's worse that I thought...

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Post by Nailz94 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:57 am

Yes, yes it is O_O

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:10 am

my artifact deck is practicly all mana free for the first turn

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:21 pm

Aye, if you get a good draw. If I do, my mill deck mills for 15 in the first 2 turns. And if I can get 4 archive traps, a first turn mill win is actually possible.

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:08 pm

holy crap!

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:06 am

Aye, look up what archive trap does. Of course, only really works against land ramp decks.

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:50 pm

ok im fine then

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