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Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:28 pm



Just look at these fuckers. Lets start with the basics. You can tap them for 1 mana. Coloured, too, so that's instantly pretty good. Now, I know what you're saying. How's that broken, elves and myr can do it too. But look. 0 mana cost. You can cast these fuckers for free, then tap them for 1 mana. No, it gets worse. It's a land, so that protects it from most methods of removal. No such thing as Doom Blade for these. No costs too, you don't have to pay life or sacrifice anything, and you can use them every turn.
Now, it just gets stupid. You can have as many of these bitches in a deck as you want. And they come in every colour too. Seriously, I've never seen a player run none of these, and most of them run at least 20. Yes, you heard that right, 20. At least 20 of these little 0 cost mana factories. And then Wizards truly fucked it up. Unlike some cards like Time Walk, they print these bitches every set. So it never goes out of standard. Fucking ridiculous, if you ask me.

What the hell next, fucking... 0 mana for a 0/1 flyer or some shit?
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by comingdarkness on Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:31 pm

Totaly agree with you here...WTF?
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Great Unclean One on Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:12 am

Ahem, you are aware there is a 0 mana 1/1 creature?

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Disposable-hero on Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:21 pm

every set? you gotta be kidding me! honestly, what the hell were they thinking?

you know what else? their only common cards!
you get one in like... every booster! its fucked up!
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:23 pm

I know, there's no other such broken card. Even yugioh isn't this ridiculous.
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Sat Oct 09, 2010 12:24 pm

i know its broken

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by comingdarkness on Sat Oct 09, 2010 6:26 pm

fecking hell....magic is really falling apart...
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Nailz94 on Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:49 pm

0/2 with flying for 0 mana, you faggots. ORNITHOPTER!

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:21 pm

Oh god, it's worse that I thought...
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Nailz94 on Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:57 pm

Yes, yes it is O_O

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:10 pm

my artifact deck is practicly all mana free for the first turn
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:21 pm

Aye, if you get a good draw. If I do, my mill deck mills for 15 in the first 2 turns. And if I can get 4 archive traps, a first turn mill win is actually possible.
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Wed Oct 20, 2010 8:08 am

holy crap!
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Wed Oct 20, 2010 5:06 pm

Aye, look up what archive trap does. Of course, only really works against land ramp decks.
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:50 am

ok im fine then
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:02 pm

As for your artifact one, I've got a counter for that now. Hooray for magic arms race!
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:45 pm

yes however however ballzey your deck is now i can counter it soon whith my hidrolik bace ball (thats my random coment for the month)
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:03 pm

Nah, it's just old artifact decks. Lots of modular. You kill one of my 3/3 creatures, another one of my creatures get 3 +1/+1 counters. Every turn, I get 2 more +1/+1 counters for every modular creature, I can search my graveyard for creatures with modular. And double affinity for artifacts.

Damn, I love the old sets.
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by kiubiXninja on Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:30 am

yes i made a deck whith those
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Nailz94 on Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:28 am

Myr, fuck yeah! Mana all around.

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by DorianCreed on Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:37 am

There's a card, I forget what it's called, that doubles the total life gain/loss of every player during a turn. Sounds a bit nasty, right? Combine it with Sorin Markov's -2 ability, "Target player's life total is now ten.", and you can deal some serious damage. Think about it, your opponent is a white player with a life gain deck, and is now on around 74. You hit him/her with that and Boom! I hope they can heal 65 life from instants, or they've lost.

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Nailz94 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:59 pm

Actually, with Sorin, the card sez that target player's life total becomes 10. Not lose life until their life total is 10. Most black sorceries always deal damage and gain life at the same time. Isn't that right Spiritcurse? Razz

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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Spiritcurse on Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:22 pm

He is right, no dickery there I'm afraid. But yes, which means ohgodsanguinebond. Also, imagine the following. 4 of them, and then cast Corrupt. They lose 6 life, I gain 24 life, they lose 24 life. At minimum.
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Re: Most broken Magic cards ever

Post by Nailz94 on Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:37 pm

Lololol.

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