Spiritcurse

I'm Adam, and I'm an alchoholic.

No wait, hold on. I'm Adam, and I'm probably too immature to have any level of power. I made this forum after either discussing it with Tzeentch and Disposable-Hero, or dreaming the discussion and doing it anyway. Not sure which.

Anyway, I'm into warhammer 40k, GURPS, inquisitor, and soon dark heresy and D&D. I enjoy doing stupid things in each game, making a psychic that can throw people out of windows, but only by accident in GURPS, charging my own units in 40k, and grenading crotches in inquisitor. I'm therefore a bit of a dick, but people laugh, so it's okay.

I don't really give a shit about most people, and when I do, I don't show it, so don't take anything personally.

I collect dark eldar, grey knights, imperial guard and have some space marines, and probably have 3000 points between them all. I should be getting another 1000 imperial guard soon, right after I've made my inquisitor and wrote a decent GURPS campaign for us to do.

I'm atheist, and overwhelmingly scientific about my beliefs, and still manage to remain reasonably optimistic, despite most of life. If there's anything else you want to know, then drop me a PM, or add me on MSN or Facebook. Don't e-mail me, I've forgotten both the password and the recovery question. Win! Anyway, plenty of you know me from manchester, I'm "The Dark Eldar Guy", who wears the sexy sexy hat

This is all indeed true, I have first hand experience of EVERYTHING I mean everything!

even the legendary sexy hat?

It is indeed true the hat is real in all its sexyness, I think my mowhawk hat will have to have a fist fight with it... It's like a wooly spartan hat thingy from the Christmas market....

OMG
i must behold its glory

shame bwt the dark eldar lolz

Hehee, you indeed must behold it, flock to it like sheep to the fold or chicken to the.... Coop? OO__OO

Shame about the dark eldar? How so? How many other armies can perform a pincer manoeuvre, with only one pincer? Bow down to our sex-crazed violent orgy-based lifestyle!

Indeed, flock to the Masochistic fold!

Ahem, sadomasochists. Thank you very much.

Methinks both? They enjoy both causing and inflikting pain on themselves? Or is the torture just a thing on the side?

Meh, either. Grotesques like taking it, Haemonculi like giving it.

Suppose it works both ways then, don't Haemonculi also do surgery on themselves?

Yeah, but they do that to become better, not because they like it.

Ah, ok, the pursuit of eternal life?

lol yes theyr reli evil n cut themselves while eatin babies whove been skinned alive
but when it comes down to it, they r a bunch of pansies
they jst act evil bcos of repressed memories and a lower class childhood

Isn't the evil there because of Slaanesh constantly trying to take over their souls? I think this dysfunctionality is more than social services can handle!

Yeah, the evil was because it was fun, now it's because Slaanesh is trying to consume their souls, so they hide in the webway and drink other people's souls to replenish what they lose. They do live forever as long as they have enough souls though.

More souls for the giant Sado Masochist in the sky!

lol how do u drink someones soul?
especially seein as dark eldar arent especially powerful theyr jst aliens with webway

I'm not too sure, it says in bits of the codex that they can see it, and that they can draw it into them when they breathe, if they're close enough. I think it's part of their psychic powers - they're still eldar, so they still have powers.

Put it in a cup and... drink it?

That would be fun. Weird, but fun.

Put your hand over someone face, over the cup, 'drink' from it and say Your soul has been drained pitiful mortal, to burn in the pits of Ghemmaroid for all eternity!

I'd much rather just stab them and take the blood. Far simpler.