I FIGURED IT OUT! :D

Hi
I'm Amber, Spiritcurse's personal friend . He's a friend who happens to be a boy, you can figure it out. So, i'm weird (i'm addicted to polos but i am getting help) and i'm Nerdy McNerd from Nerdville. I'm in top set everything and i'm taking Spanish, Music and Drama for GCSE because i'm cool like that! I'm into most music genres except rap (which is for chavs) but i mostly like rock, alternative and some metal!

So, you got any questions about me just ask them!

Do you like Alestorm? But aside from me asking pirate related question *Falls back in chair with drink in hand and speaks in booming voice* WELCOME TO LEGION!

I can haz cheezburger?

But aside from that, hello, and welcome to legion. The spawn of the internet.

Spawn, welcome to the spawn,spawn of the spawn,

Thanks guys! Welcome, Amber to the legion! Oh wait.....
Anyway, can i have some of that drink that you fell into the chair with?
And i could just have a huge cheeseburger right now! Mmmmmmmmm.... i just creamed!

SPAWN!!!

Awesome...

You're getting used to this, aren't you?

HELL YEAH!! I think i was made for this website.

So, spawn rape, explain this concept to me. *sits crossed leg on the floor with eager eyes*

*Sits back in chair and gives sip of mead* It's basically when a spawn is created (via chaos wizardry) It rapes you using many tentacley appendages... like anime!

I'd rather hoped this could wait for a bit.

And damn, you're no longer my slave - you ranked up Meh.

Oh right. Sounds interesting...
You can't control when Spawn Rape will come up! I thought out of everyone, you would know that, Spiritcurse! And don't worry, i'll always be your slave

But there is always the 'chance' element of vicious SPAWNRAPEOMGIT'SONFUCKINGFIRE!

By chance you mean "roll 10 dice. If the number that I'm thinking of appears on any die, you will be spawnraped" right?

And awesome, what type of slave?

I don't get it. I'm confused. *rocks in a corner*

And any slave you want me to be but most likely sexual!

Awesome...

Chicken Legs!!!

Chicken Legs?
You did what with a camel???

He raped the camel, then turned it into a sex slave ^_^

Oh right. See i heard the camel raped him and then turned him into a sex slave. Like your version but vice versa.

That could work, mebbie it's a massive camel sex slave conspiracy theory?

Possibly. I wouldn't be surprised if it was. I mean, camels these days are just so damn randy, they can't help themselves.

I know, have you seen those shifty looks they have?

Yeah, i have. And those humps... they're hiding something under those things.

This is true. I say we all run away from the camels.

NOES! CAMEL!

Oh noes!