Waaagh! Deffsmasha wreaks havoc in the Mancunia System!!

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Waaagh! Deffsmasha pours into the Mancunia planetary system wreaking carnage and destruction.

BATTLE REPORT

On the Tau-inhabited planet of Raxicon IV, Warlord Deffsmasha crash landed his Space Hulk directly into the Tau Cadre Headquarters. Hours passed and the Ork and Tau armies were fully deployed and in an instant, war raged. Tau Commander O'Kaite thought he had won already. Deffsmasha and his Meganobz (Bloodcutta, Headcruncha and Jawrippa) stomped their way towards a Hammerhead when they were ambushed by a squad of Kroot Carnivores and Hounds. Deffsmasha and ladz smashed their way through the kroot until only 3 remained. The remaining kroot ran off into the distance. Tau Fire Warrior Squad Alpha remained with a XV88 Broadside Battlesuit determined not to give up the objective. They were all killed in minutes by Big Mek Meksnik and his Loota boyz. Tau Fire Warrior Squad Bravo desperately fired their rifles at Grimkrunch and his Nobz. In a cackle, Pyrokilla and Burnjaw sprayed gouts of flame all over the Fire Warriors. The remaining 5 ran towards the objective until they were cornered by 10 very angry and bloodthirsty Nobz with Klaws and chain-bladed Choppas. The warriors were killed in a buzz, smash and a scream. A devilfish that had just dropped off Fire Warrior Squad Delta was blown the pieces by a cunningly deployed squad of Tankbustas. Meksnik's Lootas gunned half of Delta down before they also ran off. Stealthsuits appeared and blasted 3/4 of a boyz squad down not knowing that another squad behind them ran, bloodthirsty, swinging their choppas and firing their sluggas. Finally, to end the destruction caused by the Ork army, Deffsmasha himself charged headfirst into the Hammerhead. He clamped onto the gun before ripping the turret from the tank. His strength smashed it's way through the tank. The orks took over the headquarters, installing gun placements and vast camps and outposts. Deffsmasha now has his sights set on Habillius Utanius!

Impressive. Is this fluff, or did you actually carry out this impressive defeat of the fish people?

I owned them today. Every word is true and from now on, I'm going to make a battle report of every Saturday game I have. Is it possible for you to make a battle report section and move this report to it?

There is, but with my current record of laziness/failure, I'm going to wait until we get more reports, to justify it.

Okay

Very nice, I'll put some battle reports up when I actually get some battles in, but many internets for killing some fish ^^

Rep anyone???

Aye, I'll also write some up next time I play - which if I find someone to play, will be with a shadowsword.

shadowsword vs angrath?

Maybe shadowsword and land raider and ravager, so we're at least close to the points? There's about 855 there.