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And me out of..... well, CSM's weakest troop is CSMs so fair nuff, but they are for plonking on objectives on your side of the field that are safe from the enemy and are an disposable unit you don't mind throwing away. Not the backbone of an army

Aye.

So yeah, you've basically taken the worst unit you could find, and put them in a bunch. They're not even cost effective! For the same points, a guard player can get things just as good, and twice as many of them.

noticed he hasent posted we win at his fail

I haven't posted grandtheft because I haven't been on the computer. I never back down from a good argument you tool. But none of you play as Orks (except nailz) so you have fuck all idea about what grots are about. You seem to think I'm going to be charging in 100's of grots into close combat I don't think there is anything more stupid than that.

And even then that is still going to a lot of damage. Guardsmen toughness 3 1 attack. Grots strength 2 3 attacks on a charge so thats 90 grot attacks and 12 attacks from the runtherds WS4 and always wounding on 4+ (grot prods). that many attacks is undeniably a lot. And even a chaos lord is going to take a wound from that despite the fact i'm hitting on 5s and wounding on 6s. If I can kill a grey knight terminator with 1 grot I can kill you.

No, no you can't! If I'm using tanks, that don't require LoS in a CITY FIGHT then your screwed! Because your big guns can't get near me until a few turns and I can pummel them beforehand, afterwards, your grots can't even hurt me or destroy the tanks!

I have read the codex and your wrong, tell you what, why don't we try this out? You use orks as grots and I'll use my standard CSM army and I'll watch your list fail

I don't have enough orks nor do I have any big gunz. And ffs your assuming non of your shots will scatter which they eventually will do. So your calculations are ALL wrong. And did I say I'd play in a fucking CoD battle with my grots? no I said I like CoD I didn't mean Hai Guyths! lets all play CoD and watch me get my ass kicked. And I CAN FUCKING BLOW UP YOUR TANKS! Killa kanz lots and lots of them. I'd like to see all your precious template weapons blow all them up.

Jeezuz Christ its like i'm talking to Darren thats right I referred you as darren the 35 yr old fag that won't let go of his bum buddies the guard.

Ah for FUCK SAKE! Why don't you listen to anything? Right, tell you what, how many orks have you got and I'm sure we can find stuff to 'count as' Zzap guns

I'm not just using zzap gunz! kannons, lobbas theres more! ffs only one word to sum you up, retard

Ketran wrote:I'm not just using zzap gunz! kannons, lobbas theres more! ffs only one word to sum you up, retard

RAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nice job unclean you gave me some epic lulz today if i could you would get +rep

Right, I'm going to try and calm down now, Adam take me to a place I can scream and not get arrested....

Right, how much stuff will you need? Give me a list of how many models on Small Bases you'll need, on medium and on large. Then, subtract the amount of models you have that fit those categories, I have enough stuff to fill the models you don't have

This should be good. Ketran can borrow my kanz if he wants.

Ketran wrote:so thats 90 grot attacks and 12 attacks

Hmm, let's compare that to 870 lasgun shots. Which is what I'd get if I was playing properly, and giving up 100 guard in return for guns. So, after that, there'd be a few grenade launchers, lascannons, maybe a few psyker powers (large blast, S9, AP d6). Something tells me that grots<guard. Possibly because your joke list is basically what a guard player would do if they were too retarded to play orks properly.

Still, how about it? 2000 points, you can proxy, anything goes.

Dude, I'm playing this list first, I challenged first, I'm making the first bitchslap!

Okay. I'll follow up with a bitchslap of my own as well, afterwards. Because there's so much pleasure to be gained by annihilating this joke of a list.

Then i join in after curse with my plaugemarines cause there ultimate trolls when it comes to toughness

Don't assume all your men are automatically in range so you aren't going to be firing 870 shots. and even if you do a large percentage are going to be through your own men so 4+ cover save.

I wanna play this as well. Can wait to see GrandTheft's Plague Marines. Also may I use your 'Nids, Grandtheft? Lol, 1000 points vs 2000.

I'll try that. I'll play 1000 points of GKs.

i'll takeit on with 1000 points of nids. but with the old codex.

Awesome. It's nice to see a shit 2k list taken out by a good 1k list.

Hahahaha. I'll use Biker list.

Then, buy some damn bikes.

It would cost me £260 though.

Meh, my tank list will cost at least £400.

Nice. I might buy some Tankbustas.

You know, I'm amazed at the amount of replies this joke post has got. It's staggering.