The Doks Orderlys

Ketrans Face when he got spawned

Warhammer becomes serious busyness when he gets spawned

Bloodthirster bones Rune Priests.

Ketran wrote:I don't have any fast attack so might as well get someone

I seem to have done fine in games of 40k without Fast Attack.

GrandTheft wrote:Shut the hell up ketran

lol

I can't remember ever using fast attack. Seriously.

Though, the dark eldar ones are actually really bad for my play style, GKs don't have any, and there's no infantry fast attack for guard.

You guys know when I post an army list its not an invitation to unleash competitive faggotry. I thought the general dicking about was being kept to the main area you said so yourself spiritcurse

Well, don't post really bad ideas up here. This is for serious discussion, and let's be honest, you started the jokes, right?

No I didn't you started going well ok then 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 lasguns shots being all macho with your guardsmen. When you could have said oh thats an interesting idea but I don't think it will be that effective

It's not an interesting idea at all! It's a crap idea, revolving around trying to play Imperial Guard, but with Orks! So, if you want a list like this, do what everybody else does, and get Guard. If you want to play something you'll win with, or even enjoy, don't use such a shitty list.

And it's 1200. A conscript is something like 4 points, so 400 for 1600 points, rapid fire, and use the sergeant to give them another shot. Now, basic maths. 400 x 3 = 1200.

the thing is, nailz raised a very interesting point. gretchin/grots CAN'T HURT KUGARTH

Very few things can. But then, very few things can hurt a land raider, or a monolith.

Spiritcurse wrote:monolith.

That word is like selling my soul to satan for the most usless model in 40k
I fucking
Hate
MONOLITHS
they are so fucking annoying and require LAND RAIDERS to actually take it out

Or you could be a fag and just rape 75% of there army and then watch them phase out
Unless all they field is a monolith rape......
Ban the word monolith or change it to
Overpower Fortress That Fires Lazors from Kryptonite

Guys, this section is for people to post up army lists and get feedback on them, if they see a flaw or if they think it is awful, they are entitled to tell you so.

If you are just making it as a purely fluff, converting and painting army then specify in the top post that this is what you are doing, and it is not made to be any good or be any good at fighting, which is what we've been trying to tell you!

Again ignoring the armour side of my list and even then I could replace these 9 gunz with killa kanz and yes they are piloted by Gretchin. Nailz knows the power of 18 grotzooka templates S6 AP5 so your massed ranks of imperial guard will unfortunately get instant killed in the first round of combat. Erm ouch

Alright. Maximum of about 90 kills, probably about 50, because I will use cover, or go to ground. Hmm, send in the other 350...

But as Will said, if it's a fluff/painting/modelling/joke army, please mention that at the start.

NOT IF THEY ARE IN TANKS! Grotzookas do shit all to tanks, and with that many lemon russes, three of which are outflanking, your SCREWED!

I agree. But with 20 Plaguebearers, you're all screwed. They are one of, if not the toughest troops choice in 40K.

One lovely thing in the dark eldar codex - they have an infantry unit that cannot be hurt except by S6 weapons or more. Elites, but hardcore infantry much?

Meh, Plaguebearers - T5, Feel No Pain. 4+ Invulnerable Save.

Nailz94 wrote:Meh, Plaguebearers - T5, Feel No Pain. 4+ Invulnerable Save.

And thats why ive preorder Typhus and unclean is making my daemon prince

Power of nurgle........FUCK YEAH Every unit gets mark of nurgle then i lol so hard my head falls off but lolz away into a sea of adventure

Nurgle's good, though I prefer Khorne for the game, and Slaanesh for real life, were it possible. Shame, that.

hmm yeah great unclean one Killa Kanz have more than one arm that could be a rokkit launcha or a dreadnought close combat weapon so yeah I can get pretty anti tank on your ass also I could get a skorcha that'll remove spiritcurses' cover saves

You reckon you'll get within 6"? Yeah, that'll be a trick.

Ahem, all three of your killa kanz have to target the same squad... I have... way more tanks than you.

It works like this, I bombard you from 48" not needing line of sight on your kans. They die, I win

Fair enough. I bombard from 240" away, with no need for LoS. Come and get me, bitches.

Mehr, I have unlimited range, and I take EVERYTHING off that I hit

Huh? What you using? Vortex deathstrike battery? I was talking about basilisks. Although, I'd like to see a shadowsword used against grots.