GURPS Negima/Pokemon Crossover Campaign

Well. That was kinda shit. Also, before anyone complains about me not having much time, think of it as the cost for being allowed the stupid-ass concepts and builds you've got (looking at you, Adam).

What stupid builds? its not like two of us are gods or anyhing

Well we have all been giving theme songs for ourselves during this battle, Conjack's being somthing along the lines of This is war by 30 seconds to mars or somthing like that...so here is the Darkness' theme for the battle:

What's stupid about having reflexive insubstantiality? Oh, and I noticed something last night. I misread pact as being a fixed -10%. It's actually equal to the cost of your requirements. I have about 60 points from vows, sense of honour and such things, so pact for me is worth significantly more. Game effects of this - my DR 10 should be DR 20 - I was paying twice what I should have been for it.

So, tank reporting in. DR 28 total, reflexive insubstantiality, Block 19.

You awsome person
Light class, heavy target killer reporting in: at least 5 ST15 impailing Damage attacks per turn and coming free with many cannon fodder minions that can kill nicely.

Reflexive insubstantiality. Reflexive insubstantiality. Reflexive insubstantiality. Reflexive insubstantiality. Ok, no. I've had enough. Even by this campaign's standards, that's broken to all high-holy shit. I mean, you take that, you'll literally only need some payload to be a living fortress. You're all ready seige artillery, man, leave it as that! Also, remind me not to lower the power of my OC ppls, please. I'll need it around Adam.

But what about us? we dont have that kind of power...honest

Well, they're probs gona be focusing on Adam becase, you know, 11ft tall cave man with so much muscle, he technically violates some form of biological ratio. But, yeah, I'll only tone up if you guys get shit-stupid as well. Using as written, well, that's a diferent matter.

I dont need muscle to show true power...

I has a reason for it - god decides that if his worshipper is getting too badly hurt, to turn bits of him into light for a second or so. It's not just because stupid power is fun.

But that is a lot of the reason.

I has the same claim but change God to the Darkness

This is gonna be fun. This combat, however, might end in a reasonable amount of pain. We've got what we want - Sandy's dead, and I've got his body. Now we just need to work out what to do to it to make sure he won't come back. Needless to say, I'm not gonna be holding it gently - crushy crushy all the time. He comes back, he's gonna have a hell of a sore back. Something tells me that'll be the least of his problems.

Well. Good boy. Now, I've gotta work out how DBZ powah laws apply to this situation... Does his boost come once he's fully healed, or when he gets to near-death? Ah, feck it, I'll just roll. Even for former, odd for latter. Here we go:

The member 'DorianCreed' has done the following action : Dice roll

'1d6' : 3

Heh. Heheheh. Hehehehahahahaha... AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!oneone!1!!eleven!!

Right. Not a huge problem. It's stated that he can only wake up when his HP is positive. That isn't going to happen. If it does, I'm gonna wonder when he became immune to radiation, pressure, star heat, and gravitational forces. Yes, he's going in the sun.

Oh, he never became immune to them. He just heals faster than they can hurt him. Because applying Reduced Time to Regeneration (Extreme) isn't broken in the slightest. I mean, there is something he can't regen from (well, can't stupid-regen from) but I ain't gonna tell you guys what it is! So there!

Now, technically, can't be done. Combination of a few things here.

Can only add reduced time to something that takes time to activate. (pg 108)
Regeneration is a good trait - never inconveniences you. (pg 34)
Therefore, cannot ever be turned off.
Therefore, cannot be activated - it's already perma-on.

I'm sorry, but instant healing everything is not funny. I mean, dodging attacks by slipping between universes is silly. Instant healing infinite damage in infinitesimal time is just unfun.

Point. Ah, well. Maybe I'll ditch his supernatural durability's weakness, or something, then. Or I'll pump up his weapon summons and his ST, I'unno. Suggestions?

Can't ditch the weakness, it's a compulsory thing. He'd probably be best off with a weapon good for more than one parry, after last time. Oh, one thing. What's his basic HP? And his weight? Without any items, of course.

20 and about 15 stone. Why?

Wondering how far I can throw him. And how much damage it would do if I flung him into a wall. The wall would break.

Well, then. Looks like he needs a quick word with Valetudo, doesn't he? I mean, he's at about -25*HP at the moment, so he's gonna be out for about a minute, at least. Probs more, cos you're still beating him, ain't ya? Well, whatever. I didn't want to do this, but I reckon it's time to call in the big guns. Domino's coming to play!

Dude, we're on the retreat already. We were literally up there buying time. The soldiers were there to make sure the bugs didn't, while they wouldn't hurt us too bad, get in the way. The time spent fighting and flying up there must have been long enough for at least the most important to flee. Needless to say, Konoka was stood next to the portal.

You mean the portal that's located via Library Island, whilst you're in the World Tree plaza? The same Library Island that's currently under Centrum control? Or do you mean the portal is the World Tree, which leads to places you do NOT want to be? Your call.

Portal that ideally, the dean would have been making a few hours ago. At the very least, he'd be able to make a portal to a specific place in his own school. Especially considering the truly staggering amount of power he's wired up to. I mean, we're talking a simple teleport gate, most likely less than a mile, he can cast that in about a minute, probably less.

Needless to say, the specific place to which I refer is a safe, defensible room in library island. Hell, he could use some of those scrying spells, at +shitloads due to excess power, to find a nice room to dump us in. Ought to be a laugh. Naturally, soldiers first, then some decent fighting mages, then the important ones hang by the entrance until either we arrive, or the battle is properly lost.

Ok, fair enough. You'll miss the light show, though.